ciggers:

i only succeed in failing 

Jul 22nd • 54,667 notes

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.

Jul 22nd • 286,948 notes
bl-ossomed:

royaul:

livstryker:

iamnotagoodman:

this picture does something to me every time.

oh this. the epitome of mystery but passion and chemistry and we all want it

Favorite


Love it

bl-ossomed:

royaul:

livstryker:

iamnotagoodman:

this picture does something to me every time.

oh this. the epitome of mystery but passion and chemistry and we all want it

Favorite

Love it

Jul 20th • 236,537 notes

Jul 20th • 110,646 notes
Jul 20th • 176,653 notes
Jul 20th • 94,055 notes
Jul 20th • 77,007 notes
Jul 20th • 176,001 notes

politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

Jul 20th • 112,982 notes
Jul 19th • 4,390 notes
Jul 19th • 7,683 notes
Jul 19th • 3,387 notes
Jul 19th • 462 notes

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

Jul 19th • 525,583 notes

disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

Jul 19th • 464,093 notes