i only succeed in failing
Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:
- Pubic hair
- Stretch marks
- Any other natural occurrence of the female form
You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.
this picture does something to me every time.
oh this. the epitome of mystery but passion and chemistry and we all want it
Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation .